Fantasy The Bachelor

I'll be honest, I don't understand anything about this week's episode of the Bachelor, but I'm pretty sure I loved it. I don't understand what the 5 Krystal is doing. I don't understand how David Zaro is in second place without ever even seeing a picture of the women he picked to be on his team. I still don't understand any conversation I've had with Greaseboy. And most of you won't understand why I'm leaving this picture of the Lincoln Memorial here. Oh well. Highest Scoring Women • Chelsea: 85 points—Mentioning her kid (5 points), Dancing (5 points), Attending a concert (10 points), Riding on a boat (10 points), Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points), Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points), Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points) • Tia: 85 points—Saying “I’m falling for him” to the camera (20 points), Riding on a boat (10 points), Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points), Being selected to go on a on...

Top Scoring Players: • Krystal: 105 points—Talking shit to the Bachelor about another contestant by name (20 points), Hot tubbing (5 points), Interrupting the Rose Ceremony to ask to speak with the Bachelor alone (20 points), Crying on camera (25 points), Being selected to go on a group date (10 points), Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points) • Seinne: 90 points— Talking about her parents’ relationship (5 points), Dancing (5 points), Going on a picnic (5 points), Attending a concert (10 points), Riding on a boat (10 points), Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points), Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points), Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points) • Tia: 85 points—Saying “I’m falling for him” to the camera (20 points), Interrupting Krystal’s one-on-one time (5 points), Hot tubbing (5 points), Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points), Being selected to go on a group date (10 points), Getting the group date rose (35 points) This Week...

Three weeks in, and I've gotta say folks, I'm finally starting to feel hopeful for Arie's TV appeal. This was by far his most interesting episode, and the mid-episode eliminations revealed him to be a more savage host than Scott Rogowsky. Also, congrats to Lauren B. for being the last Lauren standing and for being referred to as "Lauren" in the rose ceremony, which I've never seen before. Good for her! Two weeks of a row with RP in the lead, so here's a vid of him doing some sweet trick shots. Top Scoring Players Tia- 110 Points: Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10), Crying on Camera (25), Being selected to go on a group date (10), Getting the Rose to stay another week (25), Shoving another Contestant (20), Saying "I'm falling for him" to the camera (20) Bibiana- 85 Points: Talking shit to the Bachelor about another person by name (20), Interrupting someone's 1-on-1 time (5), Crying on camera (25), Being selected to go on a group d...

Until I find a better way to do this, a spreadsheet with your teams and points can be found here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vSO2ZDLfN_vYSIKpK3OTn0zx4JU2ZvZE9PaKVo8mhPIXhDPCMsRGW5cBnk2rF5MhJ6Z3q7UWqXy5qgv/pubhtml Good luck this week, Cormac

Welcome to the "Fantasy The Bachelor" blog, the home of this league for this season and seasons to come. Hopefully this will prevent any future confusion caused by weird email formats. Your soundtrack for this week comes from the soundcloud of our first leader, RP. This Week's Top Scorers: Krystal: 120 points--talking about parents relationship (5), dancing (5), interrupting 1:1 time (5), attending a concert (10), kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10), meeting the Bachelor's friends/family (15), crying on camera (25), being selected for a one-on-one (20), Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points) Annaliese: 75 points--Expressing fear of a date activity (10), wearing a helmet (5), crying (25), being selected to go on a group date (10), getting a rose to stay another week (25) Becca K.: 70 points--Mentioning a deceased loved one (10), wearing a helmet (5), kissing the  Bachelor on the lips (10), being selected for a 1:1 (20), Getting the rose to stay ano...