The Bachelor (Arie) Week 5 Standings and Scoring

I'll be honest, I don't understand anything about this week's episode of the Bachelor, but I'm pretty sure I loved it. I don't understand what the 5 Krystal is doing. I don't understand how David Zaro is in second place without ever even seeing a picture of the women he picked to be on his team. I still don't understand any conversation I've had with Greaseboy. And most of you won't understand why I'm leaving this picture of the Lincoln Memorial here. Oh well.



 Highest Scoring Women
• Chelsea: 85 points—Mentioning her kid (5 points), Dancing (5 points), Attending a concert (10 points), Riding on a boat (10 points), Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points), Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points), Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
• Tia: 85 points—Saying “I’m falling for him” to the camera (20 points), Riding on a boat (10 points), Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points), Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points), Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
• Jenna: 70 points—Talking shit to the Bachelor about another contestant, by name (20 points), Being part of the "team" who wins alone time with the Bachelor on a group date (15 points), Being selected to go on a group date (10 points), Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

This Week's Eliminations (bold if captain)
Ashley
Total Points: 110
Teams Owned By: John, Chance

Maquel
Total Points: 190
Teams Lost By: McCall, Luke, Oh My God Whatever I'll Do It, David Zaro, Not Here To Make Friends, Lewandowski's Lovers, The Truth (Darren)

 Marikh
Total Points: 155
Teams Lost By: Team Buttholes, Andrew

 Standings (Paying Customers in bold)
1. McCall- 1612
2. David Zaro- 1606
3. John- 1490
4. Luke- 1481
5. Becca + Arie = Becky (Cormac)- 1470
6. Lewandowski's Lovers- 1464
7. Lawrence Piece Kid- 1445
8. RP- 1444
9. Not Here To Make Friends (Abby Young)- 1428
10. Chance- 1376
11. The Truth (Darren Tahbaz)- 1364
12. Ronnie R- 1330
13. gang shit dub szn (Augustine)- 1286
14. Sean Van Dine- 1284
15. Oh My God Whatever I'll Do It (Ryan Liberman)- 1276
16. Tucker- 1206
17. Ella- 1134
18. Team Buttholes (Sam Butler)- 1034
WORST PLACE. Andrew-999

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